The Female Paradox

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WHEN i RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- FOLLOW ME

WHEN i POUT MY LiPS
- KiSS ME

WHEN i KiCK
- HUG ME TiGHT

WHEN i CALL YOU CRAZY
- iM CRAZY ABOUT YOU

WHEN i AM SiLENT
- iM THiNKiNG OF HOW TO SAY i LOVE YOU

WHEN i iGNORE YOU
- i WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTiON

WHEN i PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAiST & TELL ME YOU'LL NEVER LET ME GO

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME iM BEAUTiFUL

WHEN i SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKiNG
- SNEAK UP BEHiND ME, & HUG ME

iF I DONT CALL YOU
- iM WAiTiNG BY THE PHONE FOR YOUR CALL

WHEN i SAY "i DONT CARE"
-i DO CARE

WHEN iM SCARED
- HOLD ME BY THE WAiST

WHEN i LOOK LiKE SOMETHiNGS THE MATTER
- KiSS ME & TELL ME EVERYTHiNG WiLL BE ALRiGHT

WHiLE i HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WiTH MY FiNGERS


To ALL females who read my blog...
How far is this true?

p/s: may u find a man who truly understands and adores ur complexity!

Comments

  1. Anonymous17/7/06 16:33

    Hey Jarod! I would say its almost 100% true, but unfortunately many guys don't seem to understand the women's signals..so there's really no point in giving it at the first place,is there?

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  2. Miss Aini17/7/06 19:51

    haha~ i would say, 50/50 and it depends. u see, guys job is not to understand us, u guys just need to love us coz were complicated -sepet-

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  3. me19/7/06 21:00

    well, i kinda agree on mostly what was written down..i mean we girls are actually a walking contradiction..what we say might mean the opposite and the same goes for our body language..and we need guys to really understand that..i sometimes wonder why we cant really say it out loud but say things like "it's ok" when it actual fact it's not ok or "leave me alone" when we actually do not want to be left alone but to be consoled..complicated? yes we are! hehe but ur a gentleman so i assume you are a pro at this! hehe

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  4. Jarod Yong21/7/06 21:45

    For Kamlini:
    well... im sorry to say tat i disagree.
    i think tat these signals truly make a woman special... & facinating...
    isnt it such a wonderful thing when the guy acually does gets it RIGHT?!
    wont u adore him & appreciate him even more?
    im sure he wud be very very encouraged as well!
    think about it...

    For Ainee:
    somehow i agree wif u...
    women are a fascinating paradox of uncertainty...
    too irritatingly unfathomable!
    we jz hav to love you while sacrificing all logic!
    how beautiful...
    tat we are forced to be more than ourselves when facing each other!

    For Tasha:

    i wish i was a pro... bt i am nt...
    who can truly understand the inner most desires of a lady but she herself or God?
    but i am still learning...
    every day i watch & i learn...
    i desire to be the best man a lady can hav...
    and i admit tat im a gentleman.

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