The Reason I ROFL

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Imagine how happy I was when I got my salary slip first thing on Monday!
I cant wait to put my (literally) hard earned money to 'good' use!
haha~~

Dear readers, I loved all your guesses!
hahaha~~
Kept me entertained all week!

And erm...
Sorry boys, I'm not rolling on the floor laughing (ROFL) because I'm 'gay'.
Maybe next time.

Comments

  1. wombat26/2/09 17:14

    yay for salary! :D i can't wait til i get mine... i'm gonna go buy shoes :D

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  2. Stephanie 후숭니26/2/09 17:25

    XD Hye!

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  3. Alice In Wonderland26/2/09 18:42

    finally, the truth is reveal!! woww...u got ur salary quite early..so, what are u going to buy as it's ur first earned salary??

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  4. g1826/2/09 19:17

    hoi mr. yong...
    plz leave cmmnt in my
    'Accident...' post neh~~
    ==

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  5. Poh Lin26/2/09 20:44

    so now you can belanja me already lah??? wow! awesome!

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  6. Jarod Yong27/2/09 07:59

    Jane:
    Why are women so predictable?
    Money = Shoes/Bags/Clothes/Jewelry.

    Invest in something that lasts...
    Like a pet.
    Go get one at your nearest man store.

    Steph:
    =)

    Alice:
    I will show you what I buy when I can actually leave this place & go buy it!
    hahaha~~

    SinYan:
    Done!

    PohLin:
    Can can...
    NOT!

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  7. wombat27/2/09 10:36

    i've already got pets... 2 dogs and 2 fish at home... plus, i've got mouse roamin around at night in kuching :D

    btw, i need good shoes to keep me comfy while teaching eh... not like i can go kaki ayam... :)

    comfort = happy teacher

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  8. Jess Ang27/2/09 10:41

    Congrates Koko! Now you can decorate your house! :D

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  9. NFA27/2/09 21:35

    first thing out frm my mouth 'Daaammmnnn' (sorry eh!) bencciiii..dengkinyee...mine is due in March. Two reasons to keep thinking about March~ tk cre, njoy ur first pay, mr!

    F

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  10. Najib Azmi27/2/09 21:40

    mine probably won't roll in till april. daaaannnnng

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  11. Anonymous27/2/09 22:27

    mine is one week late. huhu.
    x sabarnye!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Anonymous28/2/09 02:04

    omg! i've just got mine after waiting for it since nov 2008. u peeps r luckier than me :P n now i hav a terrible urge to spend, spend, SPEND ehehe!

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  13. g181/3/09 21:22

    hey thanks 4 d cmmnt~

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  14. Izyan Izzaty2/3/09 07:48

    hey!!!come to ausie with that money! hahaha~~oh, i wish that slip is mine!

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  15. sd.2/3/09 13:11

    im s0 jelles!!!

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  16. wombat2/3/09 20:23

    if you dun wan to it's fine... i put your name because i only know a handful of people who actually reads it. :) no worries

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  17. Me3/3/09 05:09

    HAHA Congratulations ! Am sure you'll spend it wisely.. though, better not take your own medicine and invest it in a new pet.. Shadow'll get so upset! xx

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  18. Jarod Yong3/3/09 07:11

    Jane:
    The Jane I remember would make an adorable teacher!
    Even when she is not happy!
    hahaha~~

    Jessica:
    YES!!!!
    I want to do that so badly!

    Fa:
    When you do get your money, your damn will be much much longer.
    $$$$$$$

    Najib:
    Still you got yourself an xbox.
    Conpensation to ease the pain, eh?

    Nisa:
    One week late or one month late?
    haha~~

    Daizy:
    Our gaji kerani is a very fast worker.
    Plus he & I have a good relationship!
    hahaha~~
    The wonders of football!

    SinYan:
    You're welcome.

    Izat:
    erm...
    i been to Auzzie...
    So the money will go elsewhere!

    Sayda:
    Dont jeles la...
    You'll get yours soon la~~

    Jane:
    hehehe~~
    You dont have to reply here...
    Any following comments on your post will be forwarded to my email address!
    =)

    Sarah:
    Don't worry...
    I'm thinking of getting a very expensive pet that goes snap snap!

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  19. Anonymous4/3/09 16:54

    i thought so..
    but was too bz to comment on your previous post! :P

    now that u have money, and i got mine.. let's spend them in KL.. hahahahha

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  20. Jarod Yong13/3/09 11:24

    I have 2 words for you, bro...
    IKEA & SHOES!!!

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  21. Alice In Wonderland5/4/09 15:35

    hmm....can i ask something about this salary thing? my friends and i do not understand, are we getting salary for first few months?? coz someone told us, we do not get salary for the first two months, or something like that...

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  22. Jarod Yong8/5/09 10:58

    You will get your salary but you have to wait.
    It will be delayed by bureaucracy.
    As our government upholds the ISO standard (it's all nonsense to me).

    Your school clerk will have to process your documents, then send it to PPD.
    PPD have to process your documents, then send it to JPN.
    JPN process your documents, then send to KPM.
    KPM process your documents, then approve & send letter to JPN.
    JPN will process the letter, then forward to PPD.
    PPD will process the letter, then forward to clerk.
    Then clerk will then proceed to pay you your salary.

    This process could take 1-4 months.
    But dont worry.
    You will get all that you are due.
    But it will take time depending on how effective the clerk at your school, at PPD, at JPN & at KPM is.

    So be very very nice to the clerk handling money!
    I play football with mine & help him with some of his work!
    Because of that, he is a really nice to me!
    =)

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  23. Jarod Yong8/5/09 10:58

    You will get your salary but you have to wait.
    It will be delayed by bureaucracy.
    As our government upholds the ISO standard (it's all nonsense to me).

    Your school clerk will have to process your documents, then send it to PPD.
    PPD have to process your documents, then send it to JPN.
    JPN process your documents, then send to KPM.
    KPM process your documents, then approve & send letter to JPN.
    JPN will process the letter, then forward to PPD.
    PPD will process the letter, then forward to clerk.
    Then clerk will then proceed to pay you your salary.

    This process could take 1-4 months.
    But dont worry.
    You will get all that you are due.
    But it will take time depending on how effective the clerk at your school, at PPD, at JPN & at KPM is.

    So be very very nice to the clerk handling money!
    I play football with mine & help him with some of his work!
    Because of that, he is a really nice to me!
    =)

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  24. Alice In Wonderland8/5/09 20:21

    ooo..okok..thanx so much for the detailed information..looks like we have to have a good relation with them....hehe

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