Hello, I am the Specialist
Hello, how are you feeling today?
The government has sent me here to answer your distress call.
I hear that there is some sort of non-terminal epidemic.
And that only the local children are undergoing treatment.
I am an internationally trained specialist assigned to your facility.
I specialise in vernacular localised to the British Isles.
I will diagnose every linguistic concern & prescribe feasible means of therapy.
I have little experience but you have my best until I am called away to another needy place.
Treatment will take time & a lot of effort.
I will need access to every resource available at your disposal.
We will fight this disease of ignorance & we must win.
For the survival of the local people.