I Finally Got A Girlfriend!

It's a new Chinese year & time does fly by when you're having a good time. I've been away for more than 2 weeks! CNY has basically been early mornings & late nights. It's the one time of the year when I get to visit people's houses & get served like a boss. I eat their food & I even get paid to do it! Good times!
I also hung out with old friends who come back once a year & visited greying relatives who are starting to forget who I am. I love them all & miss them so much.

Anyway, I've got something non-teachery to share.
I've been keeping it quiet on the social media because I want you to be the first to see it & read about it here!
Well, I've met someone & she's awesome! She's so awesome she let me write this blog post about her! Let me tell our story from the very beginning.

This is not quite the love story you'd expect.
I first got to know about her through a mutual friend. I hung out with him some time during the middle of last year. We discussed passions in life & then somehow got to this topic. We discussed personal preferences & options available in our lives. My friend listened intently to me & mentioned that he happened to know this great Japanese Thai with an adventurous personality. He wanted to hook us up but told me to check her out online first.

I did just that but I did not really like what I saw. She was fair, athletic & had wondrous curves but there was something about the way she looked that didn't particularly appeal to me. Yes, I can be quite picky. Why not? A relationship is going to take a lot out of me. Esp if this turns out to be something for the long term. I cant possibly wake up every morning & stare at a face that didn't particularly appeal to me, right?

But still, she intrigued me. I wanted to get to know her & maybe just make a new friend. I called my friend & we set up a meeting.
We met for the first time in December. The first time I saw her, she took my breath away. She was nothing like her photographs. She looked even better in person!

Her skin was fair & glowing. She had large lovely eyes which curved upwards at the ends. When she smiled, I swore the whole room lit up. She had a powerful deep voice that felt like honey to my ears & turned me on intensely.
She looked great without make up. Seriously. She wouldn't need any make up or accessories.
There is no other like her. She is unique & perfect the way she is. Right there & then, I knew: I had to make her mine.

She had an interesting life story too.
Her parents are actually Japanese. But, they made her in Thailand. She's currently residing in KL but she doesn't like it there. After a few dates, I could tell that she liked me too. She was willing to move down to Kuching or Sibu. She liked the charm & intimacy of smaller cities & hated the congestion of big cities like KL or Tokyo.

During Chinese New Year, she came to Kuching & we spent a lot of time together. She even followed me to Sibu (but stopped short of getting on an express boat with me to school)! hahaha~~
I couldn't get enough of her. I neglected my friends, my family & my blog. I just loved going places together & listening to her deep voice.
We share many similar interests like travelling, sports, adventure, nature & we both liked speed.

My family was particularly excited to meet her. Especially my sisters & cousin sisters. They all wanted to see her & touch her. They asked me a lot of questions about her. My family & friends who have seen us say that we look great together. A good sign.

The thing is she is so good physically, she blows my mind. It is really easy to know which buttons to push because she is so responsive. She is always ready to go. Anytime. Anywhere. The first time I had her in between my legs, she was radiating power & strength. She had so much stamina & power in that small engine. It's unbelievable. She is also very loud. She isn't shy about showing she's having a good time. Gosh, she turns me on so bad!

It had been a long time fantasy of mine to have something like her. I'm living a big boy's dream come true!

Click to see a picture of my new girlfriend & I. CAUTION: Not for Kids! (Like this is going to stop you.)
Read this piece again after viewing the picture. ;-)

Comments

  1. When something sounds too good to be true, it most probably is. Congrats on your new life partner! You know, she looks more like a he to me. Just saying.

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    1. What an insult! Take it back immediately! You've hurt her feelings!
      Now, I've got to comfort her all night. =(

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  2. WAY TO GO! hahaha.. It almost sounded like a real person for a minute there! =P

    WHITE! Naise! =) not too big of a fan of the cliche green. =X
    Congrats!

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    1. hahahahhaha.... =) almost drive me crazy
      btw reli cool n nice combination of colour

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    2. hahaha~~~ Glad you enjoyed the ride & like my choice of colour. :)

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  4. Cikgu, when you said that "Her skin was fair and glowing" thats mean the car today is no more having fair & glowing skin right??? so, i believe it supposes to be " Her skin is fair & glowing" hehehehee

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    1. IPBA Junior20/2/13 23:31

      "was", refers to the first time Cikgu met her. The1st time he met her, it's in the past. So we use past tense.

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    2. Hmm. yup it was in the past that Cikgu met her. But, when to describe something using past , it actually means the qualities are no longer exist. For example "He was handsome"
      Means at the moment of speaking, 'He' is ugly now.. hihihi

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    3. Jenny, thanks for bringing this up. This is a great opportunity for learning.

      IPBA Junior, thanks for explaining on my behalf.

      Jenny, imagine that this is a story in a story. Most of this story is in present tense because it is describing my current feelings towards my girlfriend.
      In my story in a story, I described the first time I met her. That situation cannot exist in the present tense. Therefore, I reported it in past tense. This is possible in the English language as well as other mature languages in the world.

      Do let me know if you need further explanation.

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  5. Anonymous21/2/13 06:47

    she's so hot that i'm willing to be a lesbian just to be with her! how 'fast' have you 'did it' with her? haha.

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    1. Girl, faster than you've ever done with any man. ;-)

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  6. ...and you left her all along, out in the cold...here in Sibu. Poor thing. I wonder if others are having fun with her now. Hehehehehe!!!!

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    1. She's not alone out in the cold. She's in a comfortable place with a family I trust.
      I do not impose on her. She can have fun with other people. But her best & most intimate moments will only be with me!
      hahaha~~

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    1. You know, you could have deleted the old comment & made a new corrected one. I wouldn't mind.

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    2. How? There's only the "reply" to click... Let me try.

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    3. 1) Copy the entire comment.
      2) Paste in the comment box at the very bottom.
      3) Correct grammar mistakes.
      4) Post
      5) Delete past comments.

      Easy.

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  8. Please take good care of her... haha..

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  9. She is so cool!!! Please give her a hug on behalf of me ya! ^^

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    1. Okay! I will sayang her very very much for you!

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  10. Congratulations! What a perfect match! My colleague's is yellow~~! :D

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    1. I agree! We are a perfect match! haha~~~ =)

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  11. hahahaha..i actually had a hunch that it was gonna be about your bike since you mentioned it on twitter :P

    Dont worry jarod, you will sure score one that will definitely blow your mind!

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  12. Made me wonder why men like to address their vehicles in a feminine form? I see a good research paper material.

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    1. Mankind have always done so. Perhaps because women themselves are unwilling to satisfy our imaginations, we craft things to satisfy us.

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  13. I thought it was a real person! Lol interesting post :D

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  14. Anonymous5/3/13 13:05

    Men, I read twice. 2 thumbs up for your great, interesting ideas. You misled everyone to think SHE's a Japanese dol...hahaha..

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    1. Actually, she is a Japanese doll. Only that she's made in Thailand. hahaha~~
      Thanks for the compliment. =)

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  15. hahahahaa..i was seriously gonna type "congratulations, i'm happy for you!" even before clicking on the that link of yours..hahaha...thank God i didn't!..haha..u got me! boo! :P

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    1. Haha... Always a pleasure to surprise and entertain!

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  16. this teacher ar, tipu one!!!

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    1. haha~~ Only the best can do it with such finesse.

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  17. doiii.... the disappointment i got when i clicked on the photo link *laughed out loud* yet, it was an accurate description of "her" for sure!

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