Friday, September 15

A Woman Who Reads

A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort.

The husband likes to fish at sunrise. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the area, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a fishing inspector in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!").

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I' m sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm reading".

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a report."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.

"But I haven't touched you" says the man.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am" and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think!

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